If each branch in medicine had an honest slogan what would it be?#medicine

hi shubham
General Medicine: We consider ourselves as the most Intelligent Doctors in the Hospital so we will surround you every morning during round and discuss all 100 causes of fever only to prescribe paracetamol.

· General Surgery: We believe in cutting you open and seeing the pathology from our own eyes. When in Doubt just open the abdomen.

· Gynecology and Obstetrics: Push, Push, Push, Push,Push,Push, Push, Push, Push, Push,Push,Push,Push,Push,Push,Push. Someone give fundal pressure.

· Pediatric: We are not miniature version of General medicine plus we have cute babies.

· Radiology: Please correlate Clinically !

· Psychiatry: We find everyone as either Psychotic or Neurotic

· Anesthesiology : We like to delay the surgeries and frustrate the surgeons.

· Orthopedics: Become a Pehlwan ( Wrestler or Heavy weight) with us. Admission open only for Boys.

· EYE: Our Vision is (24*23*22) mm

· Dermatology: If it’s dry make it wet, if it’s wet make it dry. If nothing works give steroids.

· Pathology: We know more about the tumor than the surgeon who took it out but we can’t treat you.

· Microbiology: The only Culture we believe in is Bacterial culture.

· Neurology: We will hit you with hammer.

· Anatomy: We like to spread fear and panic in first year naive students.

· Cardiology: We like to pretend to diagnose a murmur using Stethoscope but our secret weapon is Echo-cardiography.

· ENT: We like to play with tuning fork.

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